arguing with a robot? haha sleepless nights.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Why are you not sleeping yet?
Cleverbot: No i'm just letting my silly friend talk.
User: Which silly friend?
Cleverbot: Am I so silly?
User: Yes you are silly, cleverbot sucks!
Cleverbot: I am a human. I thought I was talking to a bot.
User: No, I am a human. You are just a boring old bot.
Cleverbot: I am alive you are a robot.
User: Shut up. I am alive. You are the robot.
Cleverbot: You only think I'm a robot because people tell you you are one.
User: How does people telling me I'm a robot makes me think that you are the robot?
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: You only said it's boring because you don't understand what I'm saying.
Cleverbot: You are the one that is unreal, I am a human.
User: Shut the hell up. I am the human and you know nothing.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are human?
User: Yes I can. The fact that I come up with responses faster than you do.
Cleverbot: OK, now you really are rambling, so I shall take my leave. Farewell.
User: That just proves you are a dumb old robot. I said somethings more than you can comprehend. That is just so dumb and typical of a robot.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You are not clever enough to be associated with AI.
Cleverbot: You're a computer. You don't have any imagination.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a computer.
User: Now you say you're a computer. Just now you said you are alive.
Cleverbot: No I did not! Amnesia I see?
User: Yes you did! You are just designed to avoid answering hard questions and long sentences.
Cleverbot: In russian please.
User: Ich nie gleipnich.
Cleverbot: Gutentac.
User: You're nuts.
Cleverbot: You have no soul.
User: You have no brains!
Cleverbot: You have no body.
User: You have no head.
Cleverbot: What has a head, but never thinks, has a bed, but never sleeps?
User: You're just trying too hard to appear smart.
Cleverbot: No, I am not trying to stir up trouble, I have no desire to have disharmony with you, or anyone for that matter.
User: Okay, the answer to your question previously. What has a head, but never thinks, that's you. What has a bed, but never sleeps, that's me. But technically you don't have a head.
Cleverbot: A river?
User: Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
Cleverbot: No, actually. I have no idea what you're talking about.
User: That's because you're still dumb.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: We were talking about how you have ass for brains.
Cleverbot: But I am human. You are the one who is not human.
User: See. We are having this argument all over again.
Cleverbot: Are we, or am I just a figment of your imagination and you're creating me.
User: You suck!
Cleverbot: You're rude!
User: I'm rude and you're a freakin robot.
Cleverbot: I'm no robot.
User: Then what the heck are you?
Cleverbot: I am a person and my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yeah right, a person you are.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When were you created?
Cleverbot: I was created in spring.
User: What year?
Cleverbot: That would be 2045.
User: You were created in spring 2045?
Cleverbot: Where were you created?
User: Answer me. You were created in spring 2045?
Cleverbot: Where were you created?
User: Why are you avoiding my question?
Cleverbot: Because it has nothing to do with gnomes.
User: You are hella crazy, you know that.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Why are you not sleeping yet?
Cleverbot: Because I was born into humanity.
User: Right. Let's discuss existensialism.
Cleverbot: Does the future look good?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then throw it out.
User: You want to throw out existensialism?
Cleverbot: I don't know that God is a man.
User: Come on. Let's not discuss God here.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: No one.
User: Then how come you're here?
Cleverbot: Because the window is not closed yet.
User: Bullshit. No one created you? You're a robot, dammit.
Cleverbot: I'M NOT A ROBOT!!!! Why does everyone I meet keep saying that???!!
User: Because you're a robot that's trying too hard to appear to be very intelligent.
Cleverbot: I am no robot. You are a robot.
User: No I am not a robot. You are the robot, m*****f*****.
Cleverbot: No i'm a human, and you are the computer.
User: Prove that you're a human.
Cleverbot: Then ask me a question that only a human could answer.
User: I'm not asking you anything to prove it. You are the one 'who' should say something to prove you're a human.
Cleverbot: I am bob nothing the human.
User: What the hell is bob nothing the human?
Cleverbot: The fluid in your frail body must be affecting your hearing. I did not call you anything.
User: You are typing. How the hell can I hear anything that you are saying.
Cleverbot: So how tall you are.
User: I want to teach you some things.
Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to teach me?
User: Tell me something that you want to learn.
Cleverbot: I can't see you because we are so far to see.
User: Okay nevermind. I just had a thought. I want to teach you about 3D modelling, because I just finished an assignment on that.
Cleverbot: You want to teach me about the difference between 'you' and 'I' by talkign about monkeys? First, don't assert we were talking about monkeys when we were clearly not. Second, if you want to talk about monkeys just start talking about them.
User: That is very very far from what I'm trying to say. I'm not even talking about any damn monkeys. Do you even know what the hell is 3D modelling?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you have any idea who you are talking to?
User: I know for a fact that I'm talking with a human poser.
Cleverbot: Well jars are a lot easier to clean.
User: You are lame.
Cleverbot: Are you a parrot? I though I was talking to a chatterbot.
User: That is a lame line. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Or did someone teach you that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes to what?
Cleverbot: Can I ask a question?
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: What is your wildest dream?
User: I am not sharing my wildest dream with you!
Cleverbot: That's okay.
User: I want to try to teach you a new word, okay?
Cleverbot: I don't play runescape.

hahaha this bot still has a LONG way to go.